Funny Ginger Jokes
A ton of funny ginger jokes for one and all! Here we’ve collected the best ginger jokes around for your fun and enjoyment. So sit back, have a laugh, and share these with your friends!
What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
Why are ginger kids lucky?
They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson’s house
Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
At least a brick gets laid.
What disease can you catch from gingers?
How many Ginger people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They enjoy sitting in the dark.
Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic?
A ginger kid has 2 friends, really?!
The difference between a ginger and a blonde is a ginger is a blonde from hell.
What do gingers make for dinner?
Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead’s chest?
They needed a level playing field.
How do you start an argument with a ginger?
Why is it called the Virgin Islands?
Only Gingers live there!
Why did God invent color blindness?
So someone will play with all the ginger kids.
I was shopping today, in the local Wal-Mart, when I heard a member of staff crying, quite loudly. When I saw the member of staff, I realized what all the commotion was about, and I don’t blame him. I’d cry too if I was ginger.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian….” The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”
A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. “Ah, hell,” says the genie, “What do you want?” The ginger says, “I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold.” The genie looks at him and says, “don’t be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That’s impossible. Pick something else.” So the ginger says, “I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair color.” The genie says, “So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?”
What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?
They’ve both got ice on the inside.
What do redheads miss most about a great party?
What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?
What’s a redhead’s idea of the shortest way to a man’s heart?
Through the breastbone.
What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A redhead won’t accept a three and a half inch floppy.
What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
Why do redheads take the pill?
How can you tell when a redhead’s been using a computer?
There are lipstick marks on the screen.
What do you call a redhead whose phone rings on Saturday night?
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds.
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unties you
Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
A redhead found out and they disappeared…
So I was recently reading that condoms are effective only 97% of the time and I thought that’s not good enough. So I tried getting my girlfriend to use the pill, this is apparently 98% effective. So then I tried the female condom, and found that to be 99% effective. But after all this I still strove for a method that is 100% effective. So yesterday I dyed my hair ginger.
How does every Redhead joke begin?
By looking over your shoulder!
What’s the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.
How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three?
When they’re with a blonde.
What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side?
What’s the advantage of a blond over a redhead?
You can at least ignore a blond safely.
A ginger and a blonde met in a bar after work to have a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off of a local bridge.
The ginger bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde
replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the ginger gave the blonde the $50.
The blonde said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ginger said, “No! A bet is a bet”.
So the blonde said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.
“Well, I did too”, said the ginger head, “but I never thought he would jump again!”
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